Calm your dirty minds the F in 'F' Factor stands for fonts. We had to choose a font (random pick) and write, sing and perform the song in an X Factor style competition.
Our group was Andrew (AJ), Cornelia, Veronica and myself.
Our font was Arial, sung to the tune of 'The lion sleeps tonight' (In the jungle). Thankfully I don't have the video to show you but here are the lyrics:
C & V (Leads): In the beginning, the very beginning, in 1982.
MSoft was broke and needed a type (face), Arial was ace (cheaper).
A & D (Backup): A wimba we, a wimba we...
Chorus: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiial is great!
Helveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetica sucks!
C & V (Leads): Designed by Bob Nicholas, originally Sonoran sans serif.
With no tails on it's A's and angles on it's T's.
A & D (Backup): A wimba we, a wimba we...
Chorus: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiial is great!
Helveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetica sucks!
All (Leads): Germans love it, the Dutch adore it, Tommy H is a fan.
But before we end it let us tell you, Helvetica's for your nan.
Chorus: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiial is great!
Helveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetica sucks!
V (RAP): A to the R to the I, A, L... Arial!
Oh, I nearly forgot - we came 3rd, how amazing - I'm sure Simon Cowell will be knocking down our door any day now!